i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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