She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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