it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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