So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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