I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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