If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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