we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you win again, gameday.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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