and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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