You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
