How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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