is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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