I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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