yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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