Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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