I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
