I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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