i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
