So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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