you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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