HIV tests are more positive than that guy
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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