and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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