I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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