Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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