Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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