Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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