So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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