You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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