I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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