glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
