haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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