yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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