Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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