It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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