We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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