If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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