This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
