Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ugly people sure do ruin things
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
false alarm, still single
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