Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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