The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness