I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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