i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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