i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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