i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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