Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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