You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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