so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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