Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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