if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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