I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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