he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
How naked do you want me to be?
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