everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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