i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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