omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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