what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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