In the future we'll all be gay
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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