I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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